What to Wear On a First Date

What we have here is what any normal woman does. After you get your hair did, you get your nailz done. It’s normal for women to paint their nails, but what you really needs is to let everyone know what your favorite beverages are. I mean, picture this: You’re on your first date, you’re having trouble deciding whether to wear your Denver Nuggets jersey dress (Carmello on the first date, Iverson on the second) with your knee high Timbos with the leather tag attached, matching fitted cap or maybe you want to wear the Ed Hardy Rhinestone tattoo hat ( I mean you know who Ed Hardy is right?), Ed Hardy Premium Denim, Ed Hardy tunic, and your Ed Hardy handbag. You’ve also got the Ed Hardy heels on as well. You’re looking for the perfect accessory, one that screams: “I like Sprite, RC, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, and Lil’ Hugs (but wait, are Lil’ Hugs a soda flavor?”).

Here’s the perfect accessory. Get your nails airbrushed like soda cans. That way when you go to Jack in the Box on that first date, your young suitor won’t have to guess. Let him order for you, it’s much more classy.