The Ghetto Loves Them Some Freestyle Battles

22 04 2008

Ok, this was passed on to us by a fan. Where the hell do we start on this one? First off, we’ll dub this the “Short Bus Battle”. The GZA is flipping shit because they stole his song name for their show first off. Secondly, who’s envious about a rapper who still brings a Juice Box to high school? He should change his name from ENVY to Corky. It is way more fitting. Thirdly, the clear winner, Eli, just straight murders his retarded rap. His opening verse just cuts short, and whether he is in a Paxil induced brain fart, or just thinks that’s all he has to say, it’s right on point. Two observations though, why all the homophobia? Like Rosie O’Donnel in a bisexual bridal shower? He already stepped out of the shade into the Gay parade? That’s some vicious stuff, for a guy who probably spends his days counting jelly beans in a jar. (We here at WPITG do not condone such homophobia) This is what we’re talking about: what’s poppin in the ghetto. Whether it be retarded freestyles, drug deals gone bad, or just plain everyday stuff, we’re here to help.


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25 04 2008
lil 'nilla shorty

oh my. mamas speechless.

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