Ghetto Softness is Cool

13 04 2008

Thank you Kanye West for making the Ghetto soft. You’ve single handedly said: “It’s ok to wear blinds as sunglasses and walk around with a teddy bear. “Hey, check out my Boyz to Men sweater, you know how we do.” You’re a grown man dawg, cut that shit out and stick to making beats, you’re good at that. Oh yeah, and Daft Punk called, they want most of their song back. One more thing, stop whining, real G’s don’t whine.





Ghetto Big Mac

12 04 2008

So even though we don’t have enough cash to pay the bills, we do have the newest AF1’s, Air jordans, rhinestone Ed Hardy shirts, all over print BAPE hoodies, and a watch that belongs on Flavor Flav’s neck. Let’s face it, we look good. Who has time or money left over for food? This is how we do yo.





This is why we’re hot.

11 04 2008

Nothing like starting off with what we here at What’s Poppin call a Hoopty. Just because you make $.05 above the minimum wage doesn’t mean you have to let us all know that. I mean really, with gas prices this high, you should just be riding a scraper bike around that holds a family of six.